This was alumni weekend at school, and several recent grads were on campus. I ran into one (a student I'd always had a good rapport with) in the parking lot last night and the following conversation ensued:
Him: Hey, guess what I can say to you now?
Him: Shit. Douchebag. Penis.
Me: I figured you were just going to call me by my first name.
Him: No way, I couldn't do that. That'd just be weird.