Reference Question of the Day

"I need some sources on the history of Christianity before Jesus."

Reference Question of the Day

"What's a 404, and why can't they find it?"

Reference Question of the Day

Student: I don't mean this to be offensive or anything, but were you, like, a nerd in high school?

Me: Still am, honey, still am.

Student: I know. But were you, like, an even bigger nerd?

Reference Question of the Day

Why is it that trees don't make noise when they fall if no one's around?

Reference Question of the Day

What's a classier word for whore?

Reference Question of the Day

Student: Ms. K-M, Do you *mumble mumble* nine *mumble mumble* currency *mumble*?

Me: What?

Student: You know, in Europe.

Reference Question of the Day

Student [pointing to a passage in which a grandmother explains to her granddaughter that her breasts are still round and perky because she soaks them in ice water every night]: Ms. K-M, is this true?

Reference Question of the Day

"Ms. K-M, is it true you can dunk a basketball?"

Reference Question of the Day

"Who decided that chickens would still run around once their heads were cut off?"

Reference Question of the Day

"Hey, I was just wondering, what's new with punctuation and grammar these days?"